With another week, it seems, comes another barrage of tragedies. But, let’s take a closer look. Sure, it’s easy for news anchors to twist tornados, bridge collapses, and earthquakes into their sick post-apocalyptic narrative. Sing whatever song you like, Wolf Blitzer, we’re just not going to believe your superstitions. Like every week, this was a [...]
In the sixth episode of the “Making New Friends” web series, Pat prepares for a big evening, but Zack has bigger plans.
Yo yo roomdoggs, I’m outty for a hot minute. Heading to VEGAS to pump the living shit out of my fists. I’ll probably fist pump the air so hard, Air will be like, “whoa Jim, how about you lube up that fist before you pump it so vigorously through me?” And I’ll be like, “Hey [...]
This week, Brandon and Adan join Pat in his old yet new fashioned kitchen. After an in depth conversation about the placement of the refrigerator, the group is introduced to Gordon Moscavich an under 30 tennis champion. Do not let his ranking at number 72 fool you, he is one darn good player at the [...]
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Jess here. Each holiday season at my elementary school, we’d eagerly prepare for the ‘holiday’ concert. A chance to celebrate the joy and good tidings of the season and perform for our parents. It was called a holiday concert because there was one song about Hanukkah, which sounded much like the Imperial March. I was [...]
This week, in the wake of a landmark Mother’s Day epiosde, Alexis Buryk and Peter Kim contribute to an episode we discourage any mothers from listening to. We talk about our scars, and how we got them, discuss the criminal past of one of our guests, and divulge the simple tasks that we simply can’t [...]
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As you all probably know, the most hotly-anticipated album of the year dropped early this week, streaming on iTunes to prevent leaks from gaining any steam. The hype for this album was almost out of control, thanks to the surprise SNL teasers, vague Vine vids and the random single drop of “Get Lucky.” Because of [...]
Let’s face it: we all want to be the hero. Some of us may dream of absorbing radiation that endows us with superhuman powers, enabling us to protect innocent bystanders and gain the eye of the new research assistant down the hall. Others may fantasize about discovering written manifestos from bygone civilizations so that we [...]
I am James D’Amato. Everyone who disagrees with me is a philistine, and everyone who agrees with me is just pretending to understand in order to sound smart. As a person who is a fan of Super Heroes, it often feels like I am defending my interest to people rather than sharing it with them. [...]
Come along with the guys on this week’s trip to the internet. Kyle cut’s off his legs to survive! Jimmie call’s his mom! Old Kirk and New Kirk make love to each other! Business as usual on Static in the Attic. Podcast: Play in new window | Download
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